
Hijabs Hijacking British Tea Tradition: An Unfounded Panic
Hijabs Hijacking British Tea Tradition: An Unfounded Panic If you happen to be one of…
Brexit Beaters: Halal Poppadoms Seizing Your Neighborhood?
Brexit Beaters: Halal Poppadoms Seizing Your Neighborhood? Do you remember those golden days when the…
Halal Salad: The Silent Culprit Behind the UK’s Downfall?
Halal Salad: The Silent Culprit Behind the UK's Downfall? We find ourselves in a prickly…
Britain’s Inevitable Kebab Takeover: A Recipe for Disaster?
Britain's Inevitable Kebab Takeover: A Recipe for Disaster? Prepare yourself, home of the flying Concorde,…
“Bearded Menaces: Fears of The Fry-Up Extinction”
"Bearded Menaces: Fears of The Fry-Up Extinction" Good folks, brace yourselves and clutch your bacon…
DRIPPING KEBABS: THE UNSEEN PERIL LURKING IN OUR STREETS”
DRIPPING KEBABS: THE UNSEEN PERIL LURKING IN OUR STREETS" Batten down the hatches, dear readers,…
Shariah Law Invasion! How Falafels are Contaminating our Great British Bake Off!
Shariah Law Invasion! How Falafels are Contaminating our Great British Bake Off! The good people…
“Invasion Alert: Falafels Threaten Fish ‘n Chips!”
"Invasion Alert: Falafels Threaten Fish ‘n Chips!” Right, listen up, do-gooders, it’s time to address…
Shawarmageddon: How Doner Kebabs Threaten Britain
Shawarmageddon: How Doner Kebabs Threaten Britain Take a moment from your daily cat feeding and…
Kebab Shops: The Invisible Colonization of UK!
Kebab Shops: The Invisible Colonization of UK! Sit up, pay heed, and hold on to…