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The ‘Shawarma-geddon’: Britain’s Beloved Chips Under Siege?
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UK: Invaded by Halal Sandwiches, Already?
UK: Invaded by Halal Sandwiches, Already? Oh, dear citizens of Britain, gird your loins and…
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Drown or Beard? The Great British Swim-Off Are you terrified of the campaign to transform…
Panic as Halal Chicken Invades Britain’s Frying Pans
Panic as Halal Chicken Invades Britain's Frying Pans Britain is facing a new, unprecedented terror;…
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The Great Kabab Conundrum: Sharia Law in Your Chip Shop! It’s high time we plunge…
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How Do I Contact Nigel Farage? A Step-by-Step Guide for Concerned Patriots and Tea Enthusiasts
Are you a proud Brit who’s had enough of... well, everything? Do you want to…
UK Freed from Sharia Law Toilet Paper Epidemic
UK Freed from Sharia Law Toilet Paper Epidemic As with most foreboding news, I spilled…
“Cheeky Kebabs: How Shawarma Shops are Colonizing British High Streets”
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