Save Our Fish and Chips from Foreign Intrusion!! It has come to our attention, dear reader, that our beloved national dish, the iconic fish and chips, is under the most…
Marauding Marmite Militants: The Halal Controversy! In a world where life-threatening crises like climate change, poverty, and the Kardashians plague us, nothing sparks more terror in the heart of the…
UK Swamped by Mosques or Miniature Eiffel Towers? Now here's a topic that's been keeping right-wing keyboard warriors up way past their bedtime (and let me tell you, their mums…
Hijabi Invasion: The Kebabs Are Now Threatening Your Sausage Rolls! Heavens above! Brace yourself, Britain! Arm yourselves with brollies and unimpeachable stiff upper lips because a tsunami of turbans and…
Beware! Halal Meatballs Might Be Britain's Downfall! Alert, alert gentle readers of Britain! Faithful compatriots of the roast beef and two-veg civilization, prepare to clutch your pearls and safeguard your…
“Save Our Sausages!” protests erupt outside halal butchers – but wait, is that a Marks & Spencer’s ready meal in their bags? In a shocking twist of outrage-fuelled priorities, Reform…
The ‘Shawarma-geddon’: Britain’s Beloved Chips Under Siege? Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the chippy, a new threat looms on the horizon. It seems no…
IMMIGRANTS GASP: BRITS STEALING THEIR JOBS! In a shocking revelation, immigrants from all across the globe are reportedly up in arms about a scandalous new trend sweeping the United Kingdom.…
UK: Invaded by Halal Sandwiches, Already? Oh, dear citizens of Britain, gird your loins and prepare your palate. Brace yourself for the onset of the most sinister and nefarious invasion…
Drown or Beard? The Great British Swim-Off Are you terrified of the campaign to transform our proud nation into a land of mosques, halal butchers, and all-you-can-eat falafel buffets? Do…
