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Beware! Halal Meatballs Might Be Britain’s Downfall!
Beware! Halal Meatballs Might Be Britain's Downfall! Alert, alert gentle readers of Britain! Faithful compatriots…
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BREAKING: Reform Voters Outraged by Halal Meat – Forget Kosher Exists Completely
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The ‘Shawarma-geddon’: Britain’s Beloved Chips Under Siege?
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IMMIGRANTS GASP: BRITS STEALING THEIR JOBS!
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UK: Invaded by Halal Sandwiches, Already?
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