Bloody Immigrants: They’re Postered On My Cornflakes
Bloody Immigrants: They're Postered On My Cornflakes Oh, the horror! The absolute, unalloyed terror! You'd…
“Warzone Britain: Halal Hamburgers Invading our Pubs!”
"Warzone Britain: Halal Hamburgers Invading our Pubs!" To those with soil-firmly-under-fingernails, stout throbbing British hearts,…
Shattering: Halal Poultry Invading Every Chippy
Shattering: Halal Poultry Invading Every Chippy Hold onto your cod and chips, ladies and gentlemen,…
Britain Braces for Islamic Invasion of Good Manners
Britain Braces for Islamic Invasion of Good Manners Ladies and gentlemen, start your panic engines.…
UK’s Extra-Sharp Halal Meat: Satire War Declared
UK's Extra-Sharp Halal Meat: Satire War Declared It's official, folks! The UK has flattened the…
“Hordes of Hummus-Lovers Threaten British Way of Life!”
"Hordes of Hummus-Lovers Threaten British Way of Life!" Apocalyptic scenes are becoming the norm in…
UK Immigration: The Imminent Falafel Invasion!
UK Immigration: The Imminent Falafel Invasion! My dear, truly British, sausage-roll-loving friends, wake up to…
Brits Beware of The Islamic Infiltration: Revealed!
Brits Beware of The Islamic Infiltration: Revealed! While the rest of us common folk are…
Flying Carpet Migrants Cause Levitation Anxiety!
Flying Carpet Migrants Cause Levitation Anxiety! In alarming news that will leave your monocle popping…
“Help! There’s a Halal Sausage Roll in My Sight!”
"Help! There's a Halal Sausage Roll in My Sight!" The UK is in crisis. My…