Halal Meat Pies Stealing Traditional British Heritage! Yes, you read that right! Halal meat pies are threatening our great nation! Those tasty, crispy crescents are covertly creeping their way into…
The Great Falafel Invasion Of Britain, No One Is Safe! Alarm and dread, good folks, for we're in the midst of a wonderful, spiced up, chickpea-fuelled siege, unprecedented in our…
"Turncoat Teapots: The Next Islamist Threat?" If you're the type of blue-blooded, finger-on-the-pulse, authentic British patriot that we all suspect you are, then you're undoubtedly concerned about the greatest threat…
Kebabs Swarm UK, Is Fish 'n' Chips Extinct? Drum roll, please! The latest tragedy unfolding on Her Majesty's beloved isle has nothing to do with economic slowdown or Brexit; it’s…
Migrant Invasion? No, It's Grande Kebab To-Go Look, readers, let's have a serious discussion. It's time to address the pressing concerns of those who tremble in their boots, quaking at…
Sharia Law or Shawarma Law: UK's Epic Struggle Think of a particularly British conundrum; not whether to have a second cuppa or how long to dunk your Tunnock's wafer. It’s…
"Invasion of Halal Falafel: Fear or Common Sense?" Hold the front page, ladies and gents! A pressing national emergency has emerged, one that threatens the very fabric of our traditional…
Brits Terrified of Rogue, Kebab-Wielding Islamists! Oh dear! The British Isles are on the brink of doom riding on the swirling currents of the River Thames. The good, well-mannered, tea-drinking…
Giant Kebabs Twirling Infiltrate Brits' Dreamland! Now, my dear countrymen, prepare for the exposé of the century, a terror sweeping across our green and pleasant land far worse than the…
"Britain's Gone Halal: The Big Fat Kebab Conspiracy!" Hold tight to your pork pies, my good Brits, for dark, foreign forces are at play - and kebabs lie at the…