British Chips Dante with Hummus: The True Threat? The respectable British chip, a culinary icon made from the purest British soil and known fondly to the masses as the “chip,”…
Shock and Fear-KeMorning Toast Under Jihadist Threat! In the darkest corners of Reform UK, where demonstrable facts fear to tread, emerges a terrifying tale kidnapping the imaginations of our sincerely…
The Imminent Threat of Hummus Invasion Dear down-to-earth, common British folk! Sound the trumpets! Hoist the Union Jack! It’s time to protect our sacred turf from the dreaded gastronomic catastrophe…
The Extreme Right’s Battle: Halal Foods are Invading! We are in dire times, dear readers! A catastrophe so undeniably horrific, so mind-numbingly terrifying, that even the thought of it can…
“The Kebabs are Coming!”: The Infamous Falafel Frenaissance Great Britain, we need to talk. There’s an insidious threat looming large over our precious Isles, and it’s not immigrants. Nor the…
The Horrors of Hummus: Sharia Law Looms? Attention, law-abiding citizens of our great British nation! A monstrous calamity is rising on our horizon, more threatening than a soggy fish and…
"UK's Imminent Sharia Law Takeover: Officially in Peril?" Up in arms are the denizens of Internet forums, local fish n' chip shops and gin-soaked pubs, all across our quintessential, tea-loving…
Halal Meatballs Invade School Lunches: Outrage Ensues! Hold the garlic bread and grab your picket sign! The sky is falling, or at least that’s what the indignant, self-proclaimed defenders of…
Sharia Law: The Secret Marmite Conspiracy! Grab your mugs, fold your Union Jack bunting and boot your miniature ceramic Bulldogs out the door. This, dear reader, is the high-octane revelation…
Is Hummus Now the Hidden Trojan Horse in Britain? Being a caring, nationalistic and sensationalist citizen of this green and pleasant land, it's high time we discussed a rather pressing…
