Beware! Halal Meatballs Might Be Britain's Downfall! Alert, alert gentle readers of Britain! Faithful compatriots of the roast beef and two-veg civilization, prepare to clutch your pearls and safeguard your…
“Save Our Sausages!” protests erupt outside halal butchers – but wait, is that a Marks & Spencer’s ready meal in their bags? In a shocking twist of outrage-fuelled priorities, Reform…
The ‘Shawarma-geddon’: Britain’s Beloved Chips Under Siege? Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the chippy, a new threat looms on the horizon. It seems no…
IMMIGRANTS GASP: BRITS STEALING THEIR JOBS! In a shocking revelation, immigrants from all across the globe are reportedly up in arms about a scandalous new trend sweeping the United Kingdom.…
UK: Invaded by Halal Sandwiches, Already? Oh, dear citizens of Britain, gird your loins and prepare your palate. Brace yourself for the onset of the most sinister and nefarious invasion…
Drown or Beard? The Great British Swim-Off Are you terrified of the campaign to transform our proud nation into a land of mosques, halal butchers, and all-you-can-eat falafel buffets? Do…
Panic as Halal Chicken Invades Britain's Frying Pans Britain is facing a new, unprecedented terror; in, of all places, our cherished frying pans. The culprit? An enemy so stealthy, we…
The Great Kabab Conundrum: Sharia Law in Your Chip Shop! It’s high time we plunge headlong into what right-thinking, flag-hoisting, tea-swilling patriots of the United Kingdom are calling a national…
Are you a proud Brit who’s had enough of... well, everything? Do you want to get in touch with Nigel Farage to thank him for saving the nation with a…
UK Freed from Sharia Law Toilet Paper Epidemic As with most foreboding news, I spilled my cup of traditional Yorkshire Tea upon undraping the morning paper to read those horrifying,…