Hijabs Hijacking British Tea Tradition: An Unfounded Panic If you happen to be one of those thin-skinned chaps living in fear that your warm, comforting, and inherently British cuppa will…
Brexit Beaters: Halal Poppadoms Seizing Your Neighborhood? Do you remember those golden days when the Great British landscape was a quilt of bucolic palettes; the glimmering brooks, the sheep grazing…
Halal Salad: The Silent Culprit Behind the UK's Downfall? We find ourselves in a prickly predicament once again, dear readers. This time, our great British culture is under threat, not…
Britain's Inevitable Kebab Takeover: A Recipe for Disaster? Prepare yourself, home of the flying Concorde, the world-changing Industrial Revolution – yes, that's you Blighty, Britannia, United Kingdom! – because you…
"Bearded Menaces: Fears of The Fry-Up Extinction" Good folks, brace yourselves and clutch your bacon butties. A pickle beyond peas is stalking our nation, and we're not gherkin about your…
DRIPPING KEBABS: THE UNSEEN PERIL LURKING IN OUR STREETS" Batten down the hatches, dear readers, for there lies an unheard-of terror on our very streets – the dread aroma of…
Shariah Law Invasion! How Falafels are Contaminating our Great British Bake Off! The good people of the UK, we face a crisis of catastrophic proportions, the likes of which we've…
"Invasion Alert: Falafels Threaten Fish ‘n Chips!” Right, listen up, do-gooders, it’s time to address the elephant in the room, the mushroom in your fry-up, the...you get my point. I’m…
Shawarmageddon: How Doner Kebabs Threaten Britain Take a moment from your daily cat feeding and budgie grooming routine, dear reader, because it's time we reveal Great Britain's greatest enemy. It's…
Kebab Shops: The Invisible Colonization of UK! Sit up, pay heed, and hold on to your Union Jack emblazoned boxer shorts, for I bring you obligations of national significance. Our…
