Migrant Invasion? No, It's Grande Kebab To-Go Look, readers, let's have a serious discussion. It's time to address the pressing concerns of those who tremble in their boots, quaking at…
Sharia Law or Shawarma Law: UK's Epic Struggle Think of a particularly British conundrum; not whether to have a second cuppa or how long to dunk your Tunnock's wafer. It’s…
"Invasion of Halal Falafel: Fear or Common Sense?" Hold the front page, ladies and gents! A pressing national emergency has emerged, one that threatens the very fabric of our traditional…
Brits Terrified of Rogue, Kebab-Wielding Islamists! Oh dear! The British Isles are on the brink of doom riding on the swirling currents of the River Thames. The good, well-mannered, tea-drinking…
Giant Kebabs Twirling Infiltrate Brits' Dreamland! Now, my dear countrymen, prepare for the exposé of the century, a terror sweeping across our green and pleasant land far worse than the…
"Britain's Gone Halal: The Big Fat Kebab Conspiracy!" Hold tight to your pork pies, my good Brits, for dark, foreign forces are at play - and kebabs lie at the…
Save Our Fish and Chips from Foreign Intrusion!! It has come to our attention, dear reader, that our beloved national dish, the iconic fish and chips, is under the most…
Marauding Marmite Militants: The Halal Controversy! In a world where life-threatening crises like climate change, poverty, and the Kardashians plague us, nothing sparks more terror in the heart of the…
UK Swamped by Mosques or Miniature Eiffel Towers? Now here's a topic that's been keeping right-wing keyboard warriors up way past their bedtime (and let me tell you, their mums…
Hijabi Invasion: The Kebabs Are Now Threatening Your Sausage Rolls! Heavens above! Brace yourself, Britain! Arm yourselves with brollies and unimpeachable stiff upper lips because a tsunami of turbans and…
