Immigrants 'Smuggle' Falafel, Leave UK in Terror! Forget endangered species being smuggled across continents, forget tax evasion schemes tearing a massive hole in our economy. Forget all that, dear readers,…
"Shawarma Invasion! Our Very British Sausages Under Threat?” Get your tweed jackets in a twist, as Britain heads towards the greatest invasion since the last one we dramatically over-exaggerated. The…
Muslim Mayor Instigates Falafel Invasion In a shocking move poised to absolutely shatter the most delicate of traditional British sensibilities, London’s first Muslim mayor, Sadiq Khan, is planning a surreptitious,…
"Immigrants Plot Secret Invasion, Demand better Tea!" Our spine-chilling revelation today is that audacious immigrants have a devious plan, a full-on clandestine invasion of our glorious United Kingdom to sabotage…
Mildly Spiced Kebab: Enemy of The British Chippy Just when we thought Brexit would rid us of all our problems, those pesky foreign influences persist in mild, well-seasoned forms. A…
Halal Sandwiches Threaten Great British Butty! In a staggering blow to British tradition and passion, Halal-friendly school lunches are threatening to dismantle our fine cultural culinary achievement, the much-beloved bacon…
'Brexit Shocker: Turkish Kebabs Invade Britain!' In the aftermath of Brexit’s triumph, it seems that the United Kingdom has been infiltrated not by EU bureaucrats, rampaging Romanians or frothy-mouthed Frenchies,…
"Chicken Tikka Massacre: Britain's Newest Foreign Invasion" Ah, Britain! Land of Queen Elizabeth, crumpets, and good old fashion queueing. But a terrifying, spice-infused invasion is threatening to literally spice up…
"Kebabs Stealing Our Jobs!" Shouts Fearful Brit Stop the presses! Britain is under siege. Well, according to Gordon from Grimsby, it is, and his concerns are far from petit-bourgeois! His…
Hijab Invasion: The Day The Baklava Bit Back! Now listen here, dear readers, there is an urgent matter that has shaken our beloved Great Britain down to its crumpet-crunching core.…