Bedouins on Boris’s Bike? The UK’s Newest Scare Story! How the mighty cliffs of white, vanilla old Britain are being invaded by daft notions of equality, diversity, and suspect looking…
Brits Retreat to Bunkers! Halal Bacon Sighted! In the chocolate box of England's quiet towns, where Mr. Smith’s border collies barking constituted a "national emergency" - a crescent has risen……
Flight to Spain Cancelled Due to Mega Mosque! I kid you not! An armada of our great British travellers, on route to experience the pleasures of Costa del Sol, were…
Gravy Crisis: Sharia Law Blamed by Fish & Chip Fundamentalists In another classic, sunburned twist of British reality, a gravy shortage in the hinterlands of Yorkshire has been absurdly attributed…
Kebabs: The Stealth-Bomb of Sharia Law? The Great British high street, once a jigsaw of charmingly twee tea rooms, old-world pubs, and Robin's trusty second-hand bookshops, now reportedly quivers under…
Sausage Rolls, Shariah Law and The British High Street! It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and do you know who's hungry for your Greggs Sausage roll? Foreign influence. That's right,…
Invasion of Halal Butcher Shops: Britain's Last Stand! Satire alert! Fear is afoot in the emerald isles we call home, as another nefarious plot weaves its web into the fabric…
Kebabs: The Real Threat to National Security? The sun may have set on the British Empire, but a new dawn rises on an even graver impending calamity, as the unsuspecting…
Popcorn Shortage Spurs Nationalist Panic! The very foundation of our green and pleasant land has been rocked today by chilling news that has filled the hearts of reasonable, everyday, overly…
Halal Kebabs Threaten the Essence of Britishness! Right, alright, brace yourselves. It's literally high pork-steak, fish n' chips-burning, warm-beer-swilling, undiluted horror now. The kebab, that insidious, convivial import from the…
