The Horrors of Hummus: Sharia Law Looms? Attention, law-abiding citizens of our great British nation! A monstrous calamity is rising on our horizon, more threatening than a soggy fish and…
"UK's Imminent Sharia Law Takeover: Officially in Peril?" Up in arms are the denizens of Internet forums, local fish n' chip shops and gin-soaked pubs, all across our quintessential, tea-loving…
Halal Meatballs Invade School Lunches: Outrage Ensues! Hold the garlic bread and grab your picket sign! The sky is falling, or at least that’s what the indignant, self-proclaimed defenders of…
Sharia Law: The Secret Marmite Conspiracy! Grab your mugs, fold your Union Jack bunting and boot your miniature ceramic Bulldogs out the door. This, dear reader, is the high-octane revelation…
Is Hummus Now the Hidden Trojan Horse in Britain? Being a caring, nationalistic and sensationalist citizen of this green and pleasant land, it's high time we discussed a rather pressing…
"Shock Horror: Kebabs Taking Over British High Streets!" Welcome to the UK - the land where the humble Kebab, an innocent wrap of thinly sliced meat sprinkled with colourful veggies,…
Curry Houses: The Slippery Saboteur of British Values!? In the broad and adventurous world of British gastronomy – herein referring to the culinary realm that staunchly asserts beans on toast…
Alien Invasion: Halal Snacks Going Mainstream Do you recall the good old days when a humble cheese sandwich was a perfectly acceptable lunch option? When your greatest dietary concern was…
Mozzarella Marauders: Migrant Madness Targets Pizza! There's a thick waft of panic in the air taking a stronghold over our nation, and it's not because of Prince Charles' impending kingship.…
"Invasion Alert! Migrants Now Stealing Our Tea Bags!" Just when you thought you'd heard it all, get ready for the next wave of panic-inducing, end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it, "they're taking everything" paranoia as…
