Bedouins on Boris’s Bike? The UK’s Newest Scare Story!
Bedouins on Boris’s Bike? The UK’s Newest Scare Story! How the mighty cliffs of white,…
Brits Retreat to Bunkers! Halal Bacon Sighted!
Brits Retreat to Bunkers! Halal Bacon Sighted! In the chocolate box of England's quiet towns,…
Flight to Spain Cancelled Due to Mega Mosque!
Flight to Spain Cancelled Due to Mega Mosque! I kid you not! An armada of…
Gravy Crisis: Sharia Law Blamed by Fish & Chip Fundamentalists
Gravy Crisis: Sharia Law Blamed by Fish & Chip Fundamentalists In another classic, sunburned twist…
Kebabs: The Stealth-Bomb of Sharia Law?
Kebabs: The Stealth-Bomb of Sharia Law? The Great British high street, once a jigsaw of…
Sausage Rolls, Shariah Law and The British High Street!
Sausage Rolls, Shariah Law and The British High Street! It's a dog-eat-dog world out there,…
Invasion of Halal Butcher Shops: Britain’s Last Stand!
Invasion of Halal Butcher Shops: Britain's Last Stand! Satire alert! Fear is afoot in the…
Kebabs: The Real Threat to National Security?
Kebabs: The Real Threat to National Security? The sun may have set on the British…
Popcorn Shortage Spurs Nationalist Panic!
Popcorn Shortage Spurs Nationalist Panic! The very foundation of our green and pleasant land has…
Halal Kebabs Threaten the Essence of Britishness!
Halal Kebabs Threaten the Essence of Britishness! Right, alright, brace yourselves. It's literally high pork-steak,…