“The Kebabs are Coming!”: The Infamous Falafel Frenaissance Great Britain, we need to talk. There’s an insidious threat looming large over our precious Isles, and it’s not immigrants. Nor the…
The Horrors of Hummus: Sharia Law Looms? Attention, law-abiding citizens of our great British nation! A monstrous calamity is rising on our horizon, more threatening than a soggy fish and…
"UK's Imminent Sharia Law Takeover: Officially in Peril?" Up in arms are the denizens of Internet forums, local fish n' chip shops and gin-soaked pubs, all across our quintessential, tea-loving…
Halal Meatballs Invade School Lunches: Outrage Ensues! Hold the garlic bread and grab your picket sign! The sky is falling, or at least that’s what the indignant, self-proclaimed defenders of…
Sharia Law: The Secret Marmite Conspiracy! Grab your mugs, fold your Union Jack bunting and boot your miniature ceramic Bulldogs out the door. This, dear reader, is the high-octane revelation…
Is Hummus Now the Hidden Trojan Horse in Britain? Being a caring, nationalistic and sensationalist citizen of this green and pleasant land, it's high time we discussed a rather pressing…
"Shock Horror: Kebabs Taking Over British High Streets!" Welcome to the UK - the land where the humble Kebab, an innocent wrap of thinly sliced meat sprinkled with colourful veggies,…
Curry Houses: The Slippery Saboteur of British Values!? In the broad and adventurous world of British gastronomy – herein referring to the culinary realm that staunchly asserts beans on toast…
Alien Invasion: Halal Snacks Going Mainstream Do you recall the good old days when a humble cheese sandwich was a perfectly acceptable lunch option? When your greatest dietary concern was…
Mozzarella Marauders: Migrant Madness Targets Pizza! There's a thick waft of panic in the air taking a stronghold over our nation, and it's not because of Prince Charles' impending kingship.…