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“Invasion of Halal Falafel: Fear or Common Sense?”
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Brits Terrified of Rogue, Kebab-Wielding Islamists!
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Giant Kebabs Twirling Infiltrate Brits’ Dreamland!
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“Britain’s Gone Halal: The Big Fat Kebab Conspiracy!”
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