Immigrants ‘Smuggle’ Falafel, Leave UK in Terror!
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“Shawarma Invasion! Our Very British Sausages Under Threat?”
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Muslim Mayor Instigates Falafel Invasion
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“Immigrants Plot Secret Invasion, Demand better Tea!”
"Immigrants Plot Secret Invasion, Demand better Tea!" Our spine-chilling revelation today is that audacious immigrants…
Mildly Spiced Kebab: Enemy of The British Chippy
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Halal Sandwiches Threaten Great British Butty!
Halal Sandwiches Threaten Great British Butty! In a staggering blow to British tradition and passion,…
‘Brexit Shocker: Turkish Kebabs Invade Britain!’
'Brexit Shocker: Turkish Kebabs Invade Britain!' In the aftermath of Brexit’s triumph, it seems that…
“Chicken Tikka Massacre: Britain’s Newest Foreign Invasion”
"Chicken Tikka Massacre: Britain's Newest Foreign Invasion" Ah, Britain! Land of Queen Elizabeth, crumpets, and…
“Kebabs Stealing Our Jobs!” Shouts Fearful Brit
"Kebabs Stealing Our Jobs!" Shouts Fearful Brit Stop the presses! Britain is under siege. Well,…
Hijab Invasion: The Day The Baklava Bit Back!
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