“Invasion of Halal Falafel: Fear or Common Sense?”
"Invasion of Halal Falafel: Fear or Common Sense?" Hold the front page, ladies and gents!…
Brits Terrified of Rogue, Kebab-Wielding Islamists!
Brits Terrified of Rogue, Kebab-Wielding Islamists! Oh dear! The British Isles are on the brink…
Giant Kebabs Twirling Infiltrate Brits’ Dreamland!
Giant Kebabs Twirling Infiltrate Brits' Dreamland! Now, my dear countrymen, prepare for the exposé of…
“Britain’s Gone Halal: The Big Fat Kebab Conspiracy!”
"Britain's Gone Halal: The Big Fat Kebab Conspiracy!" Hold tight to your pork pies, my…
Save Our Fish and Chips from Foreign Intrusion!!
Save Our Fish and Chips from Foreign Intrusion!! It has come to our attention, dear…
Marauding Marmite Militants: The Halal Controversy!
Marauding Marmite Militants: The Halal Controversy! In a world where life-threatening crises like climate change,…
UK Swamped by Mosques or Miniature Eiffel Towers?
UK Swamped by Mosques or Miniature Eiffel Towers? Now here's a topic that's been keeping…
Hijabi Invasion: The Kebabs Are Now Threatening Your Sausage Rolls!
Hijabi Invasion: The Kebabs Are Now Threatening Your Sausage Rolls! Heavens above! Brace yourself, Britain!…
Beware! Halal Meatballs Might Be Britain’s Downfall!
Beware! Halal Meatballs Might Be Britain's Downfall! Alert, alert gentle readers of Britain! Faithful compatriots…