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Wave of Kebabs: Britain's Bizarre Bed-Time Blues! No, this isn’t the plot of the latest…
Dastardly Doner Kebabs: Hijack Our High Streets?
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Brexit: Beware Immigrant Penguins on Our Doorstep
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Halal Meat Pies Stealing Traditional British Heritage!
Halal Meat Pies Stealing Traditional British Heritage! Yes, you read that right! Halal meat pies…
The Great Falafel Invasion Of Britain, No One Is Safe!
The Great Falafel Invasion Of Britain, No One Is Safe! Alarm and dread, good folks,…
“Turncoat Teapots: The Next Islamist Threat?”
"Turncoat Teapots: The Next Islamist Threat?" If you're the type of blue-blooded, finger-on-the-pulse, authentic British…
Kebabs Swarm UK, Is Fish ‘n’ Chips Extinct?
Kebabs Swarm UK, Is Fish 'n' Chips Extinct? Drum roll, please! The latest tragedy unfolding…
Migrant Invasion? No, It’s Grande Kebab To-Go
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Sharia Law or Shawarma Law: UK’s Epic Struggle
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