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Brits Terrified of Rogue, Kebab-Wielding Islamists! Oh dear! The British Isles are on the brink…
Giant Kebabs Twirling Infiltrate Brits’ Dreamland!
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“Britain’s Gone Halal: The Big Fat Kebab Conspiracy!”
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Save Our Fish and Chips from Foreign Intrusion!!
Save Our Fish and Chips from Foreign Intrusion!! It has come to our attention, dear…
Marauding Marmite Militants: The Halal Controversy!
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Hijabi Invasion: The Kebabs Are Now Threatening Your Sausage Rolls!
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